tumblr: omg look at this sex god
me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

people who think jumping off a building and falling 100+ metres into a pile of hay or flower petals and then emerging unscathed is realistic but a female assassin isn’t

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

animeslovenija:

Some Art of KLK photos! Fullsize at the source. He’s promosing to scan it: “I’ll properly scan the whole thing once I get home in a few days.”

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

kapasso:

Some awesome Kill La Kill fan art by Daniel Kamarudin

(bonus points for giving the ladies a more modest appearance)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

hey get fucked tumblr im fucking problematic! >:3 

ohm dn y god im literallty shakig n irl why a e you so prokemblatic

of all the people i would have expected to skinny shame, nicki minaj was close to the bottom of the list, especially considering how much she’s spoken out for self-love and body acceptance

#fakebitchesallover

like literally tho

"He can tell I ain’t missing no meals"
“He don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab on”
“Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches”
“Fuck you if you skinny”

SERIOUSLY