dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

tenaflyviper:

Contrary to what many people may be thinking, the animatronic band featured in this week’s episode (“Soos and the Real Girl”) is NOT a nod to the popular indie PC horror game, Five Nights at Freddy’s.

The episode would have already been written and at least recorded before…

lady-stonedheart:

Katara is so rude lmao

uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

"In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one."
-Unknown (via leanarch)
cutequeer96:

what white trash fresh hell is this

cutequeer96:

what white trash fresh hell is this

lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

libertylikes:

you keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means

(I know, I know.  But do you know?)

a) way to steal the op’s commentb) this is to illustrate that women make 75 cents for every dollar a man makesc) eat my ass

libertylikes:

you keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means

(I know, I know.  But do you know?)

a) way to steal the op’s comment
b) this is to illustrate that women make 75 cents for every dollar a man makes
c) eat my ass

teacheskidsfoullanguage:

definitely one of the best 7 seconds in television history

cookiecreation:

Their outfits were the B O M B